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Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari
Remote Engineering Sanctuary • 3 Minds in Divine Sync

Where Pure Logic Meets Soulful Devotion.

We are Er Bhajan Mandali. A dedicated remote trio of software engineers architecting enterprise CRM, cloud ecosystems, and intelligent test automation—anchored everyday in the sacred tranquility of Krishna Bhajans.

100%
Remote & Synced
Salesforce
Enterprise Architecture
432 Hz
Devotional Caliber
0% Burnout
Inner Peace Ratio
Enter Mandali
श्रीमद्भगवद्गीता दैनिक अमृत
श्रीकृष्णार्जुन संवाद • 700 श्लोक
अध्याय २, श्लोक ४७ • सांख्ययोग

कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन ।
मा कर्मफलहेतुर्भूर्मा ते सङ्गोऽस्त्वकर्मणि ॥

हिन्दी भावार्थ : सम्पूर्ण गीता संग्रह

तेरा कर्म करने में ही अधिकार है, उसके फलों में कभी नहीं। इसलिए तू फल की दृष्टि से कर्म मत कर और न ही तेरी अकर्म में आसक्ति हो।

पार्थसारथी श्रीकृष्ण • धनुर्धर अर्जुन श्लोक ४७ / ७००
LIVE AUDIO DISCORD / MEET 24/7 SYNC
Rakesh Sharma AI & QA
"The Edge-Case Hunter"
Automated
Shivam Mandali Host
"The Steady Anchor"
Streaming
Bhavya Apex & LWC
"The Dialogue Maestro"
Audio On
Chant: Hare Krishna Ping: 12ms
The Er Bhajan Mandali Doctrine

Three Minds. One Virtual Room.
Unshakable Divine Harmony.

In an industry rife with high stress, relentless sprint deadlines, and remote isolation, Er Bhajan Mandali discovered an extraordinary formula: Devotion as our Operating System.

We work completely remote yet stay continually connected on a shared, open audio channel throughout our working hours. In the background plays an uninterrupted, serene stream of Krishna bhajans, classical tanpura, and flute chants. We solve enterprise architectural puzzles, refactor Salesforce codebases, build custom enterprise utilities, and catch critical edge cases—all while basking in calm spiritual vibrations.

Companionable Silence

Instant pair debugging and camaraderie without the fatigue of formal meetings.

Ego-Free Code Reviews

Spiritual grounding keeps teamwork selfless, transparent, and joyful.

Engineered For Enterprise Scale

Enterprise Code. Mission-Critical Delivery.

Behind the peaceful bhajans is razor-sharp technical rigor. We design, optimize, and fortify enterprise platforms with zero compromise on quality.

Salesforce Architecture

Scalable Apex triggers, highly responsive Lightning Web Components (LWC), seamless REST/SOAP integrations, and custom CRM workflows tailored for heavy transaction loads.

Apex LWC Flows REST APIs

In-House Enterprise Apps

Building bespoke internal tools, executive metric dashboards, automated sync bridges, and enterprise micro-utilities that streamline complex organizational operations.

Full-Stack Node / Py PostgreSQL Webhooks

QA Automation & AI

Bulletproof test automation pipelines with Selenium, Cypress & Playwright, combined with modern LLM-assisted code inspection to detect regressions before they surface.

Playwright Cypress CI/CD LLM Evals
mandali-engine v2.6 // Krishna Bhakti Runtime
public class ErBhajanMandaliHandler {
    // Invoked during high-load sprint deployment
    @InvocableMethod(label='Execute Devotion & Logic')
    public static void maintainSprintPeace(List<Id> sprintIds) {
        Boolean isCallActive = true;
        String currentBhajan = 'Achyutam Keshavam';
        
        for (Id sprintId : sprintIds) {
            System.debug(LoggingLevel.INFO, 'Rakesh Sharma automating QA • Shivam orchestrating • Bhavya writing LWC');
        }
        // Result: Zero production bugs, 100% serene minds.
    }
}
All 108 test suites passing (100% coverage)
The Bhajan Mandali Frequency

The Soundtrack of Our Daily Sync.

Every morning standup, afternoon refactor, and midnight deployment happens to the rhythm of Krishna bhajans. Listen to our active playlist and experience the exact frequency we code in.

Why Bhajans in Tech?

Coding is cognitive, intensive, and prone to rapid burnout. Devotional music stimulates theta and alpha brain waves, creating a calm, high-focus flow state where complex logic feels natural and effortless.

The Continuous Call

We don't schedule disjointed 15-minute meetings. Our call is an open virtual sanctum. Whenever an engineer needs an architectural second opinion or wants to share a funny meme, they speak without friction.

Now Streaming In-Page Audio

Baraj Ras

B Praak & Jaani • Sacred Vrindavan Sankirtan

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Harmonic Sync
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The Engineering Trinity

Meet the Minds of Er Bhajan Mandali.

Three distinct personalities, complementary superpowers, and an unbreakable shared devotion.

QA / AI

Rakesh Sharma

Salesforce Automation QA
"The AI Enthusiast & Gatekeeper"

Obsessed with edge cases, self-healing test automation scripts, and next-gen AI prompt engineering. If an edge bug breathes, Rakesh Sharma has an automated test for it.

Soul Track
Baraj Ras
Test Automation AI Agents Playwright
HOST / LEAD

Shivam

Lead Salesforce Engineer
"The Mandali Host & Anchor"

The keeper of the daily sync link and audio pipeline. Anchors architectural decisions, maintains delivery cadence, and curates the tranquil Krishna playlist without fail.

Soul Track
Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari
Salesforce Cloud Audio DJ Architecture
DEV / APEX

Bhavya

Senior Salesforce Developer
"The Meme & Dialogue Maestro"

Can debug a complex recursive Apex trigger while dropping iconic Bollywood dialogues and top-tier engineering memes that keep the team's morale soaring.

Soul Track
Achyutam Keshavam
Apex Triggers LWC Memes
Live
Official Microsoft Edge Add-on

SaralForce • By Er Bhajan Mandali

Our bespoke Salesforce productivity browser extension built for high-velocity developers & admins. Inspect schemas, streamline SOQL queries, and supercharge your Salesforce experience.

Instant SOQL Schema Inspector 100% Free
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The Cadence

A Day in Er Bhajan Mandali

How high-performance sprints seamlessly synchronize with devotional peace.

09:30 AM IST

The Morning Chime & Standup

Shivam boots the open call. A sacred bell chime marks the start of the day. Sprint backlogs are prioritized as Achyutam Keshavam softly begins.

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01:00 PM IST

Deep Flow Code Sprints & Memes

Bhavya writes Lightning Web Components while dropping comic relief dialogues. Complex SOQL queries are refactored in companionable silence.

04:30 PM IST

The Automation Crucible

Rakesh Sharma unleashes full regression suites. Edge cases are squashed immediately over the call without drafting lengthy bug tickets.

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07:30 PM IST

Green Builds & Evening Aarti

Code deployed to production. Build lights turn green. Gratitude offered for another productive, joyful, stress-free day.

Send a Spiritual Wave to the Mandali

Click the sacred button below to offer a flower petal and chant Radhe Radhe. Our live counter tracks divine karma!

Total Mantras Offered: 108
Work With Us

Need High-Octane Engineering with Zen Focus?

Whether you are architecting a massive Salesforce migration, creating in-house enterprise portals, or setting up bulletproof QA test frameworks, our remote trio brings unparalleled focus and camaraderie to your project.

Global Remote Trio • Daily Virtual Sanctum
Param Pujya Gurujan & Guidance

Our Guiding Lights & Mentors

Every line of code we architect and every sprint we deliver is blessed by the wisdom, engineering discipline, and spiritual grounding of our Guru Jis.

GURU JI

Nishant Khandal

Manager & Director of QA / DevOps

"The guiding force behind our technical precision, automated DevOps pipelines, and relentless quality assurance across mission-critical enterprise systems."

Director QA & DevOps 🏸 Badminton Buddy
GURU JI

Jai Gupta

Salesforce Architect & AI Guru

"Architecting future-proof enterprise Salesforce platforms and unlocking next-generation AI workflows while keeping our minds tranquil and grounded."

Salesforce Architect AI Guru 🏸 Badminton Buddy
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Badminton Buddies On & Off the Court
Smashing sprint blockers and engineering enterprise Salesforce architectures with the same agility as a championship rally!